Time To Grow Up

I was fixing to let out the doggies for our morning coffee time on the back porch.  The temperature was a lovely 74 degrees with sunny skies and a slight breeze.  Usually I just open the door and let everyone out but something caught my eye!

How did all of that doggie hair get into such a big clump?  Wait, no, it's something else!

I am betting this little guy's mama brought him by last night and said she was going to run an errand and would be back soon.  Well, his mama was kicking him out and he was now on his own.  I honked horns, threw a ball, and tossed about ten rocks at him.  Stinky did not want to leave.  In fact he was determined not to leave because mama had told him to "stay put."  The sun hits the whole back porch very directly by 3;00 in the afternoon.  He was gone when I checked in on him a few minutes ago.

Once again tragedy was averted!  No one got sprayed!